Crime Scene Investigation 2

SUNNY · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject: Crime Scene Investigation 2

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Petch · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:24 am Post subject:

What weapon did the woman shot her husband with?...windex?

SweetJade · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:05 am Post subject:

ummm I'm a bit dump for this kind of tricky question... I'll wait to hear the answer then!! Embarassed

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SUNNY · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:16 am Post subject:

Ok... The answer is:

She is a photographer. she shoots her husband with a camera and holds the picture under water to develop it and hangs it on the wall....
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SUNNY · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:17 am Post subject:

Ok... The answer is:

She is a photographer. she shoots her husband with a camera and holds the picture under water to develop it and hangs it on the wall....
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SweetJade · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:47 am Post subject:

5555 I should be able to get this answer since KJ is a photograper... however, he uses digital camera for years... so I kind of forget about it!!

that's cool!! Wink

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Vee · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:53 am Post subject:

This is cool! very funny. I like both of them. Thanks Sunny for posting these.

Petch · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:33 pm Post subject:

I thought the woman was a drycleaner which forgot the take her husband out of his cloth before she washed it.

SUNNY · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

so her husband should be steamed and ironed as well Smile

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